Only Three Kinds of Women

I have been thinking about this long enough. It’s time to share.

It’s obvious that women are obsessed with men whether they actually own one or not. In fact, they are more obsessed if they don’t have one. Just eavesdrop on the conversations of women of any age at any coffee shop, anywhere. In the end, they almost always act on their obsession and they acquire one, (or two, or three).

An important question that seldom arises is simply: What is a good woman?

I think there are three main categories (as with most things and most beings.)

Some women  ask their man to go get them a lion with his pocket knife.

Some women insist that  their men learn flower arrangement and act more sensitive, also learn to “communicate.”.

Other women  only want their men to say how sorry they are even when the men have no idea what they are  sorry about.

Of the three kinds, only the first really likes men. Guys learn to stay away from the others. Think! This is not  the time to be your usual lazy self.


About Jacques Delacroix

I write short stories, current events comments, and sociopolitical essays, mostly in English, some in French. There are other people with the same first name and same last name on the Internet. I am the one who put up on Amazon in 2014: "I Used to Be French: an Immature Autobiography" and also: "Les pumas de grande-banlieue." To my knowledge, I am the only Jacques Delacroix with American and English scholarly publications. In a previous life, I was a teacher and a scholar in Organizational Theory and in the Sociology of Economic Development. (Go ahead, Google me!) I live in the People’s Green Socialist Republic of Santa Cruz, California.
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10 Responses to Only Three Kinds of Women

  1. mlmoreno75 says:

    They all just want to be entertained. The more entertaining I am the more numbers I get. Sad, but true.

  2. Mike: One of these days, publish your numbers and amaze the world!

    By the way, I agree about the hunger for entertainment. However, it’s practically universal among women and therefore, not a basis for choice.

    I also agree with McHenry that it’s not sad. It’s part of Mother Nature’s plan: You tell her eight or nine stories,; she is pregnant for nine months. Seems fair to me.

  3. Tige d'airain says:

    I had exactly the same opinion as yours until I have been eaten by a lion!

  4. Tige d’airain : My precious philosophical essay did not state that the man who is invited to go get a lion has to do it. Fool!

  5. Tige d'airain says:

    I shall pay more attention next time.

  6. McHenry says:

    There’s a push to put a woman’s face on the $20…”Women on the Twenty Act”….
    The thing I’m opposed to here is that people spend any time thinking about stuff like this. I wasn’t aware a male face on a bill was a problem!

  7. McHenry: Many many people don’t have much to do and yet, are capable of mischief. I am glad they are keeping busy in this innocent manner. Personally, I would like a really hot woman on one of my bills. Have you ever taken a lustful look at Marianne who symbolizes the French Republic? She was molded from the actress Brigitte Bardot when she was young. Makes me proud to have been French!

  8. Karly says:

    That was just silly.

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