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Slapped!

Here is an excerpt from my latest collection of stories, Indecent Stories for Decent Women. Warning: This story is not completely proper. There is this youngish woman with whom I have been exchanging pleasantries for years, mostly at the coffee … Continue reading

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Only Three Kinds of Women

I have been thinking about this long enough. It’s time to share. It’s obvious that women are obsessed with men whether they actually own one or not. In fact, they are more obsessed if they don’t have one. Just eavesdrop … Continue reading

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Seeking Literary Advice (From Women Only)

I am working on two collections of short stories aimed at women. The second (THE SECOND) is squarely made up of erotic stories. It will probably be called: Indecent Stories for Decent Women    The crudest word I am using in … Continue reading

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How to Date a Woman and Why I Love America

Young men are confused nowadays because even this kind of talk is politically incorrect. I am talking about talks on how to please women and influence their decision to do this or that. I am an experienced man from another … Continue reading

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A Question to Rational Feminists

I am leisurely today and reading the excellent Review section of the Wall Street Journal that includes a commentary on one of the most famous poems in the English language. Then, the question hits me, coming from an unknown region … Continue reading

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Boys’ Toys, Girls’ Toys

I spent the better part of last weekend wrestling with refrigerators. My blood is on the bannister to prove it. I won eventually, me and three strong, smart Mexican men. (Of course, I had asked to see their papers.) My … Continue reading

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Conjugal Relations

My wife and I are discussing our investments. We don’t have investments because we belong to the hated 1% – wish we did – but because neither of us has a pension. She is annoyed because she does not understand … Continue reading

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