The book the preparation of which triggered this apology is ready. Acquisition information below.
There are unpolished, faulty excerpts of this near-book on this blog.
I still don’t have a commercial publisher. (I have not looked for one.) I listen to advice.
Thanks for your patience.
I Used to Be French: an Immature Autobiography
is available from me by email : firstname.lastname@example.org. Please, send me $17 so I can buy fishing bait. Please, add $1.50 for taxes and $4 to help support the US Post Office. Total: $22.50
This is cheap for much entertainment and a little bit of enlightenment. The book contains many items of esoteric high-brow trivia you will be able to use to make yourself sound brilliant at cocktail parties (Marin County) and at barbecues (elsewhere).
The electronic version is also available in the Kindle Store at:
On reading devices other than Kindle: August 2nd
The electronic version costs only $7. (Every time you buy one I can afford another cappuccino with my $4 share.)
Other unimportant news: My slim collection of stories and essays in French will be on Amazon (electronic only) soon. It’s entitled: “Les Pumas de grande-banlieue.”